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A nigga and his Souls, I’ll miss you Demon’s Souls ;_;
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due to the share button on facebook,
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omfg we’re so old.
I uh… I don’t think that’s entirely accurate.
It’s hard being 65…
(Source: topherchris)
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(Source: peterfromtexas, via psychopomp-and-circumstance)
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Making Faxes
r.purpy4 :hey you
Me:sup
r.purpy4 :hi .. have we chatted before?23/female here…you?
Me:yeah last week, you don’t remember?35/male
r.purpy4 :i’m sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how’re you??
Me:doing pretty good, my daughter got an A on her spelling test
r.purpy4 :Just got out of the shower…long day been kind of busy! but i’m feeling naughty! so what’s up ….. want to have some fun?
Me:sure girl
r.purpy4 :I need a man that can make me squirt……haveu ever made a girl squirt?lolz
Me:Of course, are there men that can’t?
r.purpy4 :gonna change my clothes … want to see ?
Me:depends
r.purpy4 :wanna play on cam?
Me:Are you going to put your shoe on your head?
r.purpy4 :http://mycamcall.com/IRNUTVPBclick the gold “Join Free” button at the top of my profile…..k, now fill out ur info ….give it a second to load ..when you get in , I’d love for you to join me in private ….k?
Me:You didn’t say if you’d put your shoe on your head or not
I’m going to need some proof.
r.purpy4 :i use this site to play on cuz i don’t want to be recorded !…this site doesn’t allow users to record my webcam! you know?
Me:Okay, but what if I want to watch it later?
r.purpy4 :credit card is just to verify your age, you’ll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you’re an adult …can’t show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
Me:How else will I prove I got you to put your shoe on your head if I can’t record it?
r.purpy4 :let me know when you’re done or if you need help …i’ll be gettin’ ready for you ..K ?
Me:So is it alright if I just send you a picture of my dick for payment?It’s pretty valuable to me at least.
r.purpy4 :feed me ur dick
Me:Woah, my dick is not edible. You’ll need to do better than that. I ain’t no hoe.
r.purpy4 :stick it in me baby
Me:Like where?The usb port?I doubt I have the drivers for my dick installed, I don’t think I have the cd either.
r.purpy4 :feed me ur dick
Me:Oh okay, you want me to fax you my dick, okay so what’s your fax number?
r.purpy4 :feed me ur dick
Me:so like is that your fax number in a letter format, this would be a lot easier if you’d just convert it.
r.purpy4 : brb.. 1 second … got to restart my cam …u coming?
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Jeff: Troy do you happen to have a better plan?
(Source: tehreem92, via psychopomp-and-circumstance)
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(Source: shotgun-lobotomy, via psychopomp-and-circumstance)
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